February 2010
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January 2010
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Essentials - Fate of the Hopeless
I wish I still...
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“I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”
– Kunu (Paul Rudd, Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
“When life gives you lemons, just say “Fuck it” and bail.”
– Kunu (Paul Rudd, Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
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I finally got a new computer at work! You don’t know how excited I am. Quad core, 4 gigs of RAM plus my sanity has been upgraded too.
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dear world,
r3d:
I write to you today to let you know that you have lost one of the kindest, nicest, sweetest and most beautiful people you had. I was woken up yesterday morning by my uncle to let me know that my mother had an accident and was not doing good. He just kept saying: “Get on a plane, come here, your mom is not doing good.” As I was getting ready to leave for the airport, my father called to...
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@hawlendrion
r3d:
I just downloaded an iPhone app that syncs my contacts with my facebook friends and updates the pics… u look quite epic on my phone now.
Just like in real life!
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Montgomery: Why do you think they call her the Black Widow? Chuck: Because she’s African American and her husband died? Montgomery: Because she has killed all her mates.
Chuck, 202
I hate pedestrians...
Why the hell would an entire group of people just walk in the middle of a parking lot refusing to move with cars in front and behind them inching along at .0003 mph trying to get around them? Seriously, they were lined up as if they were marching out during the Civil War. They’re not asshole teenagers doing it on purpose, just moronic homosapiens.
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